There are plenty of songs about drinking, puking, hating the world, finding out who your real friends are, finding yourself, how much life sucks when you're young, hedonism, wanting to kill people (your dude-bro room mate), and being corrupted by things your parents tried to hide when you were young. Yup, that's college alright! Oh, and school. A little bit of learning is involved.
WELCOME IN, FRESHMEN!!
ARTIST : SONG TITLE : ALBUM
TANKARD : Stay Thirsty! : Thirst
GWAR : Let us Slay : Lust in Space
GWAR: AEIOU : Hell - O
ALESTORM : Keelhauled : Black Sails at Midnight
KORPIKLAANI : Juodan Viinaa : Karkelo
MOONSORROW : Pakanajuhla : Suden Uni
ENSIFERUM : Hero in a Dream : Ensiferum
BLACK ANVIL : Margin for Error : Time Insults the Mind
JOB FOR A COWBOY : Constitutional Masturbation : Ruination
HACKNEYED : Gut Candy : Death Prevails
NECROPHAGIST : Stabwound : Epitaph
DEVILDRIVER : Pray for Villains : Pray for Villains
MEGADETH : Dialectic Chaos : Endgame
MUNICIPAL WASTE : Shredded Offering : Massive Aggressive
RED RIGHT HAND : Plotting Your Death : Plotting Your Death
ANTHRAX : I'm Eighteen : Fistfull of Metal
PSYCHOSTICK : The Hunger Within : Sandwich
PSYCHOSTICK : Minimum Rage : Sandwich
OBITUARY : List of Dead : Darkest Day
AMON AMARTH : Death in Fire : Vs the World
TYR : Hold the Heathen Hammer High : By the Light of the Northern Star
DAATH : Self Corruption : The Concealers
IMMORTAL : Call of the Wintermoon : Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
TESTAMENT : Henchmen Ride : The Formation of Damnation
IRON MAIDEN : Wasted Years : Flight 666
JUDAS PRIEST : Living After Midnight : British Steel
What more could you ever need or want in college? Do they have a song about Ramen?
Here's what you should also expect!
Sucking up to parents and donors during admissions tours! Oh my!
Dude bros, Dude bros, everywhere! (Hint: these are best repelled with textbooks.)
A typical dorm room, much nicer than the closet you'll be issued!
Other misc shit you'll regret later.
